YO DOG, REPRESENT...
Look who's been spotted wearing the Crash Daddies colors...

Yes, that's really 'Morpheus' from The Matrix diving headfirst into the mosh pit. This guy was craz-eeee, man! It was a miracle no one got seriously hurt.

Here's the band babes. Left to right: Sue Burns, Cathy Lucyk, Agnes Brady, Kathy Woods.

Being daddies, of course we love kids. But please don't bring them to a show; it's just too darn loud, as this fan found out...he's packing his screaming rugrat and headin' for the exit at warp speed.

Here's that French shit Jacques Chirac trying to muscle into our rendition of 'Viva Las Vegas'... he thought it was 'Viva La France'! I cracked him over the head with a good ole' American Budweiser and threw his ass down the back stairs! Speaking of snails, they're just slugs with shells... think about that next time you're ordering 'French' appetizers, Mon Ami!

Steven Tyler of Aerosmith wearing our T at their Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame Induction! Thanks, bro!

Thanks, Willy! He may be finally 'free', but his ad space sure isn't. We still feel it was a good media buy, and of course, no hazardous materials were used.

No Doubt's Gwen Stefani with fairy wings and Crash Daddies belly shirt... spicy!!!

Eric's favorite shirt...word up, Slowhand! (Notice he's also displaying the infamous Crash Daddies 'HORNDOG' sign with his hand... now that's represent...)

Koko the Gorilla modeling our new Crash Daddies 'Competition Flame Cap' (click here to purchase)

"Is that a Crash Daddies T-shirt you're wearing, Mr. President?" - Thanks for your support, W!

OK, Marilyn refused to wear a T-shirt, but here he is holding a glossy of Dan, which Dan signed for him. Cool!

Sheryl sitting in on bass... wearing our T-shirt, naturally!

When Pam's in town, she's a regular at Crash Daddies rehearsals! Here she is carrying my gig bag.

Yes, CRASH-A-MANIA is truly sweeping the nation! Watch for the Crasho-Mega-Blimp over your city soon...

Fred, I think of The Lint Bisquiks.

*Author's disclaimer - all celebrity photos are obviously fake, except the band babes.

HEY, WHAT THE... now THIS kind of publicity we don't need... this is obviously some kind of third world counterfeit hat. You can tell, because the licensed Crash Daddies Dictator Berets don't have a RED emblem, they're white! (CLICK HERE TO SEE ONE)

You bastard, Saddam! You're gonna get yours!

WEBMASTER'S UPDATE APRIL 7, 2003:
The above was written in June 2002; this prophetic statement is actually coming true, Saddam IS CURRENTLY 'GETTING HIS' BIGTIME!